gwenfrankenstien

So my mom's brother (who arrived drunk, to an event being held at a bar, and didn't shut up 'til my mom's other brother told him to be quiet or leave. He chose to leave.) introduced me to a friend of his.

"Gwen! This is my teacher, [name]! She's Jewish! And you're half-Jewish! I thought that was interesting!"

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT EVEN SUPPOSED TO MEAN.

I'M SORRY, WE DON'T ALL KNOW EACH OTHER, THAT'S NOT HOW JUDAISM WORKS.

She looked as horrified as me, which is, y'know, reasonable.

Hopefully he won't be at the other Easter thing tomorrow morning, if only because nobody else in the family will drive him there.