gwenfrankenstien

Hello, internet! It is time to talk about "Homosexuality: Legitimate, Alternate DEATHSTYLE", the comic that makes Jack Chick look like Alan Moore! (If I ever form a metal band, I will call it ALTERNATE DEATHSTYLE. In capslock.)

If you haven't encountered this before, it's an anti-gay comic from the eighties. It is (clearly) the opposite of politically correct. It is also kind of hilarious. I haven't laughed this much at a comic since the time the Secret Six hijacked an ice cream truck and drove it to Vegas.

Part One and Part Two

cws_eat_chs and I have decided that the Narrator is closeted and dating the Tall Gay Man. How else does he know so much about gay sex? Why else is Tall Gay Man following them around? (TGM deserves better, but he has self esteem issues. And I quote: "Yeah...it IS degrading. But you kind of get used to it.")

Also the Short Angry Man is clearly a grown-up Charlie Brown. Do Patty and Marcie know you're listening to this bullshit, Chuck? (There is also a guy in a BDSM club who I am convinced is Nelson Gardner and a guy in an orgy who looks like the Master. COMEDY GOLD.)